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Employee Information

Honorifics	Mr. (+)
Name	Ben, Iggy (+)
Employee ID	█████
Suit Name	Bellringer
Date of Hire	August 20th
Tumblr	phone-guy
Discord	Mutuals can ask for it

Personal Statement

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About me? Well, I wouldn't be opposed to sharin' a bit of information about myself. I do believe I'm quite smart and charismatic, and I know a lot more than you think. Eyes and ears open at all times; I've probably heard it all. I know my way around, too. It'll be easier for me once I've secured myself a position here, after all, gatherin' the latest and most crucial intel regardin' anythin' Toon related may bring us to success at an alarmingly quick rate. I wouldn't pass up this opportunity, love. You know I'm just a ring away!

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Disciplinary Non Interaction (D.N.I)

For any inaccuracies in the list, please contact Robot Resources to have them corrected, as they may affect your future promotion / remuneration changes.

— Basic DNI criteria (https://dni-criteria.carrd.co/)
   People who d̲o̲n̲'t̲ s̲u̲p̲p̲o̲r̲t̲ she/they gays or he/they lesbians.
   Self identifying misandrists
   People who s̲u̲p̲p̲o̲r̲t̲/are mspec lesbians/gays
   Anti-objectum.
   Paraphiles (even if non-offending.), radinclus, exclus etc.

— Support proplematic people. 
   IE. if you buy products by j.k. rowling, share her views/defend her views,
   or defend her book contents in every aspect.
   That is but one example, other examples may include pewdiepie, dream, etc.
   
— Endogenic "system" or the culturally appropriated "western tulpamancer".
  Supporters or neutrals of those as well.
  or believe there is more than one "genic", 
  and if you think this is 'syscourse' or that i'm a 'sysmed' because of this.
  
— Fetishize or actively excuse unhealthy relationships
  ie. identifying as anti-anti, profic, proship or etc. terms.
  includes fujoshi, fudanshi, shouta/lolicon, 
  as well as yandere/supporters of or if you identify with the term.
   
— /SRS Stans of anyone.

— Uncritical of problematic interests.

— You invalidate people for Kin or IRL/DA doubles Publicly or Maliciously.

— Factkin or IRL/DA of real criminals
  in general factkin or public IRL of real people DNI.

Employment History

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Interviewer Notes

- Opening Remarks
    "Oh. My. COG. This guy is SOOO fun to talk to! Did you know that Mr. Oilcan has a-- ehem. Anyways, moving on!"
    
    "love youuuu (go back to britain. queer.)"
    
    "I love you so much except /srs fr fr ur my pookie poo poo "
    
    "NEED cocaina"
    
    "ok i know you literally just took the website code for cogs.ink (if you didnt holy shit) but like this site is very cool i enjoy it a lot ^^ except for your old man yaoi button remove that right now (/j)"
    
    "working with the cogs.ink code probably taught you a lot about <table> functions. this looks good. i like this site. uh. not sure what else to add other than HI BIGGS. hi mr. biggs. hi. "
    
    "I accept you for being british #ally ((inconspicuously holding a gun))"
    
    "(shakes you aggressively like a bell) You are very interesting and I’m glad to know you. I would like to observe you and put you in a little Toontown enclosure."
    
    "Your site is very lovely so far, your custom made graphics are eye candy!"