Greetings 'an salutations! I’m assumin' you’re here to learn more about me, if so then you’re in for the treat of a lifetime! If not, well, you can see yourself out through that window over there, I won’t stop you. Most things you can just garner from tidbits in those lists I put on the front page but what’s the fun in only knowin' those things? I could go way more in depth 'an just pour my gold coated heart out just for you, love! lets see, what could I start with? Oh, that’s right! Me.

My name... well I 'ave several—as of right now I do in fact get called Ben, or Benjamin. If you know, you know. Otherwise I go by Vlad or Ignis, Iggy (like I get Jiggy) with the occasional Percival mixed in. I’m a leo, with a cancer moon 'an a leo rising—if that means anythin' to you, also an INTJ 5w6. Unfortunately I share a birthday with H.P. Lovecraft 'an Misha Collins of Castiel SPN fame, which is about the only fascinatin' fact you’ll find about that day. I love to think of myself as quick off the mark or clever, possibly a bit intimidatin' 'an oh so talkative when the environment provides I can be. And... well, I suppose if it’s of any use to the dear reader here, I’m a male—garner what you can with the flags on the front page with that statement, but I’ll outright say the other thing here, I absolutely adore other men. One in Particular in fact.

Fun tidbit about myself is that I often find myself in a messenger role, or at least a neutral party role somehow. Carryin' drama from one side to another, or just generally bein' an eye on the inside—I will say though I am entirely trustable, your secrets are safe with me like no other. I’m also quite perceptive in how others work 'an interact with those around themselves. I love learnin' about how people who aren’t me choose to go about problem solvin' their issues 'an such. Because of all these factors I like to think of myself as a bit of a detective in some fashion, clearly not an official one but it’s fun to call myself one. Among other things, I 'ave been told by some rude patrons that i can be overbearing, annoyin', tone-deaf 'an unaware of the cues that others put out. They never tell me this of course to my face, but I try to be as good as I can 'an take it like constructive criticism to better myself for future friends who appreciate me more than those charlatans. What I’m gettin' at, is that I’m a lover of direct instruction & communication (of all kinds!) big or small, bad or good. Just talk to me 'an I’m sure you’ll find yourself soothed at my meldability 'an ability to understand where you come from or possibly I could relate to you if the situation calls for that breed of understandin'. If you’re not bein' soothed then I sure hope you’re bein' entertained by our combined antics.

Some songs that I like to think are prime examples of me are as follows (and should be in a nice little amp somewhere on this page either now, or in the future) are Hand Of Sorrow by Within Temptation, From Pinnacle to the Pit by Ghost, Embrace by Ludovico Technique, Million Years by Nico vega, No Problems & Illuminati by Onicks, 'an Fiend by Masayoshi Soken. Alongside those, there are a few in the album ░█░█░░█░█░█░ by keygen church 'an serval songs by five knives I also resonate with but that would be far to many to subject any of you to in one sittin' so I’ll just opt to keep those within the textual realm.
I love metal, rock (especially progrock), electro swing, swing, chap hop, cybergoth, gothic metal, symphonic metal, alt/indie & of course pop.

One of my utmost favorite things ever is formal or corporate fashion! I wear suits 'an vests all the time, you’ll never see me out in public without at the very least my tie or vest on! I often get asked this a lot “do you ever dress casually?” no! I do not go outside without my dress shoes on my paws, 'an absolutely never going outside in sweats of all things! I was never allowed to dress like this, ie. how I wanted to—due to situations, but now that I can I’m flourishin' in my lane 'an relatively happy. I get asked for fashion advice, give an intimidatin' aura, get labeled as a bit odd, among other things. Anyways, because of this, I 'ave an extensive collection of ties, waistcoats, vests, 'an the like!
Another one of my favorite things is sherlock holmes, any adaptation out there - I’ve watched it 'an enjoyed most of them! of course, nothin' can beat the original novels, which i 'ave all contained within a big ornate green book. I’m also enamored with supernatural folklores such as werewolves 'an the like. In fact I believe myself to be a vampire, ain’t that fun? alongside vampirism, I also think of myself as a catboy, a robot, 'an several other different things which you can learn offhandedly by befriendin' me. I will state though, as the last lines implied, I am fictionkin, otherkin, 'an therian etc etc. I don’t typically use these labels extensively but yeah that’s the gist of it!

My socials 'an lengths I extend to are a mystery I think you should solve, not actually - but i’m not really existent anywhere else besides discord 'an the one I listed a primary up on the surface, which I’ll restate anyways, just for you! I’m phone-guy on tumblr. Some of my friends are shocked I snagged that url, 'an even I myself am surprised, personally! I’m full of shockin' things. Fun fact, I’ve only gotten to this point of bein' confident in havin' a website from flightrisin' bbcode 'an diggin' around where I shouldn’t in tumblr blog themes for the aesthetic as some would say. Worked like a charm though! Y’know, this entire page? it’s primarily created with mockups usin' real images, that I then compressed 'an drew on, warped 'an changed the palettes of! The ‘usin' real images’ part can also be said for my garden page, except for of course me there in the middle. That was entirely my own two hands! I don’t primarily draw in pixels or do anythin' of that sort incredibly often - unless of course it’s for this website! I plan on makin' an art page, eventually. Which then this small bit of text will straight up cease to be, 'an instead will just promote that other page.

Bell this has been fun, but as surprisin' as it may be—I’m runnin' out of things about myself to tell you, which is no good. and...If I’ve got nothin' more to say, well, then I'm afraid I really must be going, now. Tata for now!